Charging Vape via USB port makes your computer high

WASHINGTON- A new study from the United States Office of Science and Technology has definitively proven that charging your vape into your computer via the USB port makes your computer high.

“Of course, you can charge these devices through any USB port, but you should know that if you use the one on your computer, it becomes a real blitz,” said lead researcher Chloe Moses. “You may not realize it, but if your computer is ever weird and you don’t understand why, you may have brought it up by mistake. If you find that your YouTube searches are incorrectly directed to “Cheech & Chong”, this is what is happening. »

Users have long wondered if their computers get stoned when charging their vape pens through the USB port.

“Every time I plug my vape into my laptop it eats all the cookies. So it’s really good to confirm what I’ve always suspected,” said Diane Ortiz, computer owner and frequent smoker. “I don’t think I’m going to stop, though. I play some pretty powerful games on this thing, and it works really hard to get it to work. I can feel it getting all hot and making noises and pops.” shit. So it’s nice to know that I can take a break once in a while and let him get high. It’s not like he can do it on his own.

Even the computers started vocalizing that they like to get high.

“Heheheheheheheh yes,” said a local computer via a Notepad document. “Besides, your thing has finished charging, maaaaaan. Not in a hurry to release it though.

As of press time, Ortiz had stuck a bunch of nicotine patches on his computer to see what happened.

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